I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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