3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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