the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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