I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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