I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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