Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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