So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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