This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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