this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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