I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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