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I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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