You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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