There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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