I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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