The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
honey bunches of taint.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
