Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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