So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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