they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think I am morally bankrupt
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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