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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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