In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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