fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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