How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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