I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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