This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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