Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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