So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
two words: eviction party
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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