I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
pop tarts are not kleenex
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
His nipple licking is glorious
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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