Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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