How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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