I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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