and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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