i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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