I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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