in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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