I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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