Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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