so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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