wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
it's great music for shaving your balls
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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