Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just want nice things and good sex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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