So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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