Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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