oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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