Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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