Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
