i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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