So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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