I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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