so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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