But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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