how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
