Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Holy sore nipples Batman
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
