even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So. Much. Porn.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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